Hey everybody it’s me Holly-Rose, you know the *cutest dog ever*! Of course you know, everybody knows me.
Well today mummy’s letting me use her computer (yes I am a doggy genius who can type and lots more), and I am writing today’s blog! Why? Well more like why not? I am cute, talented, smart, can type, can speak, surf, lift weights, did I mention cute? Yes I am cute, the cutest actually. Oh and also it is my birthday, yes I am officially 21! I am getting the keys to the city!
Look how excited you all are!
Hang on a minute mummy hasn’t even given me the key to our house yet? Maybe she is confused? Maybe she thinks I am only 3? Does she not understand that I am 21 in doggy years? Is that why she still treats me like some kind of puppy child!?
She’s all like;
“Holly-Rose you can’t walk off your lead!”
“Holly-Rose you can’t answer the door by yourself!”
“Holly-Rose don’t poop on the neighbours lawn!”
Does she not understand I am now considered a responsible adult? How long is she going to hold it against me when I escaped that time and I went to the park by myself whilst they were all out!? I mean what does she expect, they went out all day without me, I was lonely, bored, and usually they leave me inside, but no they thought they could leave me outside with the other dogs like I am going to hang around all day with them! Seriously mummy you are out of your mind? So I took it upon myself to go to the park and roll in mud, bark whenever I felt like it, poop on anyone’s lawn I wanted too! Then this nice lady found me and took me home to her place and bathed me. I even got to hang out on her couch until mummy came for me! Best day EVER!
Actually I must confess I have had lots of great days with my family, they are not so bad, I mean when I was a puppy they brought me pretty cool toys.
I got pretty pamperedEven if sometimes I am not quite sure I loved it?
…. yeah life with a five year old boy wasn’t always easy, sometimes he put on his sisters pjs and well let’s just say I thought he may be a bit strange?
…but, actually he is pretty awesome and totally adores me, of course! I am cute, did I mention that?
Oh did I mention I was an adorable puppy?
Although there have been a few days I didn’t look quite this fabulous.
…. and then days arrived where I felt quite lost, like when I was no longer their only pet child, I had to question what were these furry things? And was I no longer enough for them?
This weighed heavily on my poor little shoulders, I contemplated leaving, packing my bags and heading off on the greatest doggy adventure of all time!
Maybe I would go to DOGGYWOOD? After all I heard they changed the name to name it after me! HOLLYWOOD
….. but I couldn’t break the children’s hearts, plus they did let me do fun stuff, so they are not too bad to live with.
I do love how they let me run and run,
…… and I get to show off my talents
Watch me dance by clicking on the link below . .
Holly DogBlog Dancing ChaCha from Mackenzie Glanville on Vimeo.
They are pretty lucky to have me, and I am pretty lucky to have them . . . I guess, even if they do still treat me like I just turned 3!
I am not just cute you know, did I mention I am The *cutest dog ever*? I am pretty clever too, and this girl knows (shhh don’t tell mummy though), that I am onto a good thing.
Just remember don’t tell my mummy that, shhhhhhhh . . . . .
That’s all for now, oh but please feel free to send any gifts and cards you desire, but only if the cards are made from doggy treats, or cat poop, did I mention love cat poop, but mummy won’t let me eat it, I am not sure why? So if you mail me cat poop make sure you disguise it well. You can pretend it is broccoli!
OK I better give her back the computer now, plus I need to go to the loo;
bow wow for now, hugs and licks Holly *cutest doggy doctor ever*
8 comments
Holly really is the cutest ever. I love the shots of her running on the beach but the cutest has to be the hairdryer shot. Thank you for linking up to #PointShoot 📸
Such a cute puppers. But that one pic of Holly Rose on the boogie board looking like a drown rat – that is a framer. Priceless. 🙂
You can tell Holly Rose I peed my pants when I saw she had taken over your blog. Awesome.
Love this! Great post Holly. I will happily round up some cat poop from our garden and send it in a hollowed out broccoli for you! Happy Birthday! <3 xx
Very cute post.
Dogs are definitely extra children. They add an extra something into a family dynamic! Love this post as Holly is definitely a cutie-pa-tootie! #ablogginggoodtime
First babies now dogs take over?! I think I need a lie down. x #PointShoot
So Gatsby, who cannot type properly yet (embarrassed) would like to know if Holly Rose would like to go for a walk with him. He said he is quite the gentleman and is very smitten with her! He also said you could let his mom know, because instead of learning to read, he searches for squirrels, birds and chicken bones, like no other! xoxo #ablogginggoodtime xoxo
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