I am a great mum, really I am an awesome mum, right? Hmm . . . . . of course I am . . . . right? OK let’s face it we all have moments as parents where we are not so perfect.

I dropped my kids off instead of walking them to class today, they said ‘can’t you walk us?’ To which I told them it was ‘mummy’s coffee morning‘ with my mummy friends and I didn’t want to be stuck in traffic. My daughter then said, “but we should matter more than coffee and coffee isn’t good for you! What who told her that? Coffee is very, very good for all adults especially those with kids to raise!!! It is only children it is bad for! I then informed my poor mislead child (*note to self educate 11 year old on how it is bad behaviour to tell a parent that coffee is not good for them!) that it was not about the coffee, it’s about the chats! She then told me that ‘us mum’s’ chat too much! Seriously my child needs to be educated! I mean what do they teach them at school? It is clearly not that they should respect their mother’s right to coffee and great company and decent (or at times not so decent and perhaps a little racy mummy) conversation!

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I really have to question the education system! I mean I get Math is important as you need to work out how much your coffee and cake adds up to! And I guess sport and health education is important as they should learn to burn off the calories from the cake, and maybe English is important to learn how to text your friends to organise where we will meet for coffee.

Example. “Hey ladies are we meeting at the usual?”

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Oh and history, they should learn the history of coffee and know where it originates.

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Yes I guess education is important, but they really should add how to respect your parents rights to coffee to the curriculum, don’t you think? Let’s unite!

Thanks for joining me, love Mac xx

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